TRUE STORY FROM AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN THE NORTHEAST

One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew.

The boy said , "I pissed in it 's ear".

The teacher said, "You WHAT?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST' and it didn't move. So it must be dead"