A couple had been married for 50
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the
gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for
50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here
at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as
jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say, should we get naked?" The
two then stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and
the other is in your oatmeal!"